Not getting passing grades

Not getting college-ready grades

Being singled out by school and police for being late to school

My Mom working too many hours

Sweating the rent money every month

Feeling like I don’t fit in and have no friends

Being made fun of for how I look

My aunt’s cancer (cure it!)

Not getting along with my parents

That dang dog next door that won’t stop barking

Missing free throws

My weak singing voice

Poor kung fu skills

Him/her not being in love with you

That dude who stole your rims (stereo, carburetor)

That thing you did that one time (make everyone forget)

Chocolate (sugar and fat)

The fact that you’ve watched all the episodes of Breaking Bad and Glee

School starting too early

Generally — all your problems!