SPOILER ALERT!! Hey everyone! It’s Chismama at the Siren with today’s “Got Chisme?”!
My little chismitos are disappointing me this week, cuz I’ve got nothing but preguntas! I mean, I may know who made the burritos, but I can’t see what’s in them!
So, in no particular order…
Who put Da Bomb back in the Bomb Squad? They trampled the Truman Triple Tramps! While Truman put the skonk back in skonka, the EastLos girls kept their heads in the game. For that, Chismama gives the squad (and their coach) perfect 10s.
Will Ceci say si, si? Rumor is Pedro has popped la pregunta. You heard me. Does that mean he’s done popping tires? Supposedly he’s reformed. Is that possible? Sorry, Pete, I got my doubts.
What’s in Diego’s pants? Rumor has it Diego’s got an STD in his BVDs. My money is on Gonorrhea, but the Burrito is hazy on this one. Truly sucks, but at least antibiotics can take care of that. Yet another not so pleasant reminder that even Starfighter’s got to wear a helmet!
Whose van was Gina in? Chismama has a suspicion it’s the same answer as this other question: Who’s her daddy?
Where is DJ Nic? Rumor has it he’s been cruising in his boss’ car. My boss drives a Fiesta.
Is Camila gonna stick with Nic or do some jostling with Jocelyn? That chica swings more than Tiger Woods and her faithfulness is, well, a little below par. And to top it off, we’ve heard rumors that Camila’s got a monster? None of Chismama’s helpers have any clue what that might be. We gotta know.
That’s all for me, my Chismitos. More questions than the SAT. But no te preocupes, I’ll have the answers before you do. So, I leave you with some advice: Play it safe, watch your back, and watch your hermana’s back too while you’re at it. Oh, and watch out for cliffs. They leave you hangin’!
Salud, dinero, amor, y chisme!